Brambles Wedding Stationery - Poems

Short Quotes and Rhymes
SP1 This day I will marry my best friend The one I laugh with, live for, dream with Love	SP2 Thank You for being with us today, and helping to make our Wedding day even more special.	SP3 To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up !
SP4 I love you. You are my best friend, My future, my present, my past. My partner.	SP5 I love you because – I just love you, for too many reasons to say. And I’ll always be right here beside you, a breath and a heartbeat away.	SP6 Side by side, Rarely apart Hand in hand, Heart to heart.
SP7 May this special day we share Be filled with love and laughter May all the days ahead Be happy ever after	SP8 Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails. (1 Corinthians 13:7-8)	SP9 From this day forward, You shall not walk alone. My heart will be your shelter, And my arms will be your home.
SP10 Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.	SP11 A dream that is dreamed by two will always come true	SP12 Happiness is being married to your best friend.
SP13 Thank you for sharing in the celebration of our love and commitment on our wedding day.	SP14 Love can't ever get better than this	SP15 To have and to hold, to love and to cherish, from this day forward
SP16 I will not love you for the rest of your life, but for the rest of mine.	SP17 Knowing you'll be in all my tomorrows, makes my today so wonderful!	SP18 Two hearts once joined in friendship, united now with love.
SP19 The path to happiness is so narrow that two cannot walk on it unless they become one.	SP20 Two hearts, two minds, two lives one never-ending love.	SP21 True love is when you put your best friend on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them.
SP22 We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.	SP23 I feel sorry for anyone who isn't me today	SP24 Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
Jokes About Marriage and Relationships
Joke 1 A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.	Joke 2 Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.	Joke 3 A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.
Joke 4 Q Why are men like lawn mowers? A They're hard to get started, emit foul odours, and don't work half the time!	Joke 5 A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, and 2 - Fractions.	Joke 6 Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Joke 7 I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.	Joke 8 She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.	Joke 9 Marriage an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Things NOT To Say On Your Wedding Night
WN 1 But everybody looks funny naked!	WN 2 I have a confession...	WN 3 I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
WN 4 Can you please pass me the remote control?	WN 5 You woke me up for that?	WN 6 Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
WN 7 No, really... I do this part better myself!	WN 8 Smile You're on Candid Camera!	WN 9 But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
WN 10 On second thoughts, let's turn off the lights.	WN 11 Got any penicillin?	WN 12 A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
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